Suspicious Packages
Darkie Toothpaste
It may get your teeth whiter than white, but Darkie toothpaste has all the racial sensitivity of a Bosnian Serb.
What's worse, it's from Indonesia - a nation that prides itself on strength through racial diversity.
Still, it does boast the power of dengan formula cleanigerm!
Darley Baby Soother
And you thought it was Baywatch that gave the rest of the world it's rather perverse view of western women! Thanks to Mike Dugeran from Huntington Beach, California, we now know it starts a lot younger than that.
Mike found the Parley Super De-luxe Baby Soother on his travels in India and claims that it was all that kept him going on a 48 hour train ride from Amritsar to Dehli. We didn't ask for details. And thankfully, he didn't give them.
Rude Ronald MacDonald
You've got to feel sorry for Tracy Samson, an ex-pat Aussie living in Japan. Slurping back a vanilla milkshake in her local Macdonald's she was shocked to discover that the straw she was sucking on bisected Ronald Macdonald's anatomy at a very criticial juncture.
Even more disturbing, it looks like Ronald is enjoying it!
Super Piss Blue
A night on the piss with friendly locals is the highlight of many a backpacker's journey. But in Finland slugging back a bottle of Piss is the equivalent of a particularly nasty colonic irrigation.
Just ask Jack O'Connor from Toronto. He sent us this picture of Finland's famous windscreen washer additive, Super Piss Blue, from the poisons ward of Helsinki General.
Funny Signs
