Life is so much easier for blonde wannabe ‘socialites’ in France. When they want a sugar daddy all they have to do is pop into their local Carrefour and pick one off the shelf.
Even the stylish pink container has been designed to match the outfits they’ll be wearing in Cannes this season.
This particular Sugar Daddy belongs to Sam, the French student I stayed with in Calais.
It seems even biology students with musketeer beards and moustaches need a Sugar Daddy.
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