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OlToday I picked up my first ever pair of glasses. Years spent squinting at a computer screen have finally taken their toll.

They’re just reading glasses at the moment. But I can’t help feeling that they’re the first step on the slippery slope to permanent visual impairment.

At first I thought it was my long vision that was going. I was standing on a platform at Manchester Piccadilly and couldn’t make out what was displayed on the departure screens.

Then I stayed with Andy and Natalie at Broadhaven in Pembrokeshire. Andy runs the Specsavers at Haverfordwest and booked me in for an eye test. It turns out the problem was with the close stuff. My eyes were so strained from reading, using my new iPhone etc that when I looked up to read things in the distance it look them a while to adjust.

I didn’t buy a pair of glasses straight away. I knew that if I did have Sally to advise me I’d end up buying a pair that would make me look like Elton John.

As it turns out there are only two types of frames available anyway. Ones that make you look like a granny. And ones that make you look like you work in publishing or graphic design.

I went the ubiquitous rectangle publishing frames hoping they’d somehow make me look more thoughtful and intelligent.

I discovered that is way too much to ask of any pair of glasses.

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  1. Andy Stanhope February 11, 2009 at 7:07 pm #

    You have the look of a livornese vespa mechanic now….

  2. Peter February 11, 2009 at 7:19 pm #

    Ha! Andy, you’re right! Subconsciously I want to be Marco.

  3. Anthony February 12, 2009 at 9:29 am #

    Don’t worry about it Peter. I had the same problem. I used to fall asleep because of eyestrain, so I ended up having to purchase some reading glasses. My eyes have remained stable since the advent of the glasses for 16 years, so try not to fret! There is hope!

  4. Marie February 12, 2009 at 2:16 pm #

    Who’s the smarty-pants in the photo?

  5. chris callow February 13, 2009 at 5:52 pm #

    same here peter all my mates of my age
    are now wearing glasses for the first time me included it a age thing so i,m
    told

  6. Paula February 16, 2009 at 4:40 pm #

    So have I – another reason to dread my birthday, edging that much more nearer to 40!

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