First of all thanks to everyone who came along to the TNT Travel Show on Saturday. It was a load of fun. It was a bit of a bugger that the two talks were scheduled at either end of the day. But it meant I got the chance to tuck into a roast pork roll down at Burough Markets with me good mate Steve. And maybe make an unexplained appearance in the next Harry Potter movie they were shooting down near the Millennium Bridge.
No other news. I just needed to bump down the post about the TNT talks now that they’re over. And what better way than with a photo of a Hampshire policeman with an exhaust pipe where his willy should be?
Thanks to Phil and Jill for sending it to me. It made my day. Which says more about me and my days than probably should be said!
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You are a successful writer with some pretty good books to his name. I would have to say you are in my top 5 favourite authors (in the genre of Swarthy Australian Comedy travel writers), you’re no Douglas Adams but then neither was Douglas Adams. You also have an interesting blog and probably a good few years at making your living pretty easily.
Now you’re writing dick jokes.
Ah, what the hell, it’s funny.
Fair cop, Hunty. But in my defence I’d just like to say that that photo is funny on so many levels. It’s not JUST the unfortunate placement of the exhaust pipe. It’s the way he’s standing. And the enigmatic Mona Lisa-style look on his face that can be interpreted in so many different ways.
I also love the look on the female officer’s face. It’s almost as if the photographer had let her in on the joke in advance.
I love the guy in the photo. I reckon I could out run him.