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Thanks to everyone who alerted me to this blatant breach of my copyright by Apple. It follows quickly on the heels of the Telegraph in the UK ripping me off with this article in their travel section.
My crack team of lawyers are currently beavering away on the deposition. They’ve just got to figure out how to protect the gazillions I win from Steve Jobs from sub-editors the world over who have used the phrase a million times before I ever did.
I might just do a Kramer and accept the first thing Apple offer me – probably a £49 Shuffle!
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Go get ‘em Peter! It’s only Apple after all…
And I believe there’s a few uses of “Montezuma” in Mexico I bet you could get some money out of as well.
Excellent!! A free shuffle..
I’m holding out for the “No Sh*tting In the Toilet” Macbook before I buy.
The flamming cheek of it!
I hope you get sh*t loads, out of the money grabbing b*stards!
I’m reminded of the futile attempt by Yahoo Serious to scam some money out of yahoo for using his name.
Just thinking about Yahoo Serious makes me giggle. Yahoo Serious in a suit attending court elicits enormous snorts of belly laughter.
Thanks Pete
The cheek! Well you should be flattered by the Telegraph article. A straight rip off; but at least they recognise a brilliant idea. Now go sue ‘em all and do the Great Silk Road!